I was bored so __________ and I went to __________ to get drunk. After ________ beers, we decided to __________ at the __________. Boy, was that teacher on a field trip with fifth graders pissed off. But she had really great __________ so I grabbed one and made a _________ noise. Then we went to the bar and drank _________. I got mad because__________ so I punched a __________ in the _________. The juicehead bouncer got in my face and I __________. So we went to another dump where I saw a __________ lady sitting across the bar. I bought her a few rounds of __________ and took her to __________ where I did her __________ style until she _________*. Man I love __________ women! The next day my head felt like __________ and I threw up an entire __________. I looked at the sleeping chick drooling on my ___________ and thought, “oh __________.” So I __________ and set __________ on fire. The first chance I got I washed my dong with __________ and made a doctor’s appointment.
So , Laura you should probably just go ahead and make the plans unless you really want to be part of this shit show.
*Okay, so at this point in the story, I’ve left ________ in a __________ bar in a ___________ part of town, but that bastard once let Mormon missionaries into my house, so _________ him.
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